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selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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twerk4bieber:

I moved into a new house and I was looking out my window on the second floor and I still have no idea what the hell is going on

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our bodies can turn chocolate milk into pee

think about that

(Reblogged from insecureplatypus)

dickochet:

Have you ever regretted a decision you made so much that you think about it all the time and you imagine all of the different ways the situation could have turned out if you didn’t mess up so bad

(Reblogged from insecureplatypus)

have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again

(Source: niallar)

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(Source: anythingtheoffice)

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(Source: seinfeld)

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wowjustloveme:

meladoodle:

you came to the wrong neigh-bourhood, motherfucker

THE FUCKING DOG I CANT BREAHE

wowjustloveme:

meladoodle:

you came to the wrong neigh-bourhood, motherfucker

THE FUCKING DOG I CANT BREAHE

(Source: voldegort)

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bebroom:

not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site

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touche-awhore:

i feel you ralph

touche-awhore:

i feel you ralph

(Source: dailydoseofmemo)

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