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genies:

I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

australian accents sound so bad all of the time especially in movies/tv shows i can’t believe i have one


by Joseph Szabo from his book ‘Teenagers’

by Joseph Szabo from his book ‘Teenagers’